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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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Success
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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?
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Why did the cookie cry?
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Code Quality
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Bad at golf?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Sandwich
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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
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Hindi and English jokes from independent internet sources. Comics by Randall Munroe / xkcd. Every post links to its source.